Street Fighting

Street Fighting – There’s always some joker who says, “Back off! I know karate.” Then you hit’em and they fall down.

Sushi Tastes

Sushi – Tastes just like chicken. Only wetter.

Telepathy

Telepathy – The ability to read a guy’s mind.

The Trust Way

The Best Way – to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them.

Green Energy

Blow Me!!! – Said the turbine to the sky…

Knowledge Quote

Knowledge – Despite all the information available in the world, many people remain ignorant.

Without A Wish

Without A Wish – Without a will, I stood upon that silent hill and stared into the sky until my eyes were blind with stars

Luke, I’m Your Mother

Masks – Shame occurs when you haven’t been able to get away with the “who” you want people to think you are.

Selling A Product

Selling A Product – People criticize me because i don’t believe in God. But they forget that they’re the ones who keep telling me about

Insomnia: Someday

Insomnia – Someday I’ll get some sleep I’ll get these damn thoughts out of my head someday.

So Tell Me

So Tell Me – If It’s 10 times better than the leading brand, why isn’t it the leading brand?

Ninja Santa

Ninja Santa – Bringing new meaning to the phrase “You better watch out.”

And Then

And Then… The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.

Readiness

Readiness – If even young women are prepared for the zombie apocalypse you are without excuse.

Water Bed

Water Bed – You’re doing it wrong.