Street Fighting – There’s always some joker who says, “Back off! I know karate.” Then you hit’em and they fall down.
Sushi – Tastes just like chicken. Only wetter.
Talk To The Hand – Politely.
Telepathy – The ability to read a guy’s mind.
The Best Way – to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them.
Windows – Add another button like UNDO…
Blow Me!!! – Said the turbine to the sky…
Thinking – Clearly not for everyone.
Knowledge – Despite all the information available in the world, many people remain ignorant.
Without A Wish – Without a will, I stood upon that silent hill and stared into the sky until my eyes were blind with stars
Masks – Shame occurs when you haven’t been able to get away with the “who” you want people to think you are.
Time It’s Taking Life Away… And your stuff too.
Selling A Product – People criticize me because i don’t believe in God. But they forget that they’re the ones who keep telling me about
Insomnia – Someday I’ll get some sleep I’ll get these damn thoughts out of my head someday.
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You – And you wonder “what’s so funny?” And then you realize that they’re looking at you, kid.
So Tell Me – If It’s 10 times better than the leading brand, why isn’t it the leading brand?
I Didn’t Expect That – But then again no one ever does.
Speak Your Mind – Even if your voice shakes.
Ninja Santa – Bringing new meaning to the phrase “You better watch out.”
The Only Thing Worse – Than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat.
And Then… The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.
No Matter How Old You Are – This become a light saber.
Readiness – If even young women are prepared for the zombie apocalypse you are without excuse.
Water Bed – You’re doing it wrong.
Chance Of A Man Winning An Argument – Zero.
Zombies Are Coming – Are u ready coz these men are.