Screw It – I’ll get back to this tomorrow.
I Stopped Fighting – My inner demons, now we are on the same side.
The New Testament – The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Remember Kids – A guy in a jet will always beat a guy on a camel.
Insanity – When talking To yourself, becomes so loud that it disturbs the others…
No One Is Free – Even the birds are chained to the sky. Bob Dylan
Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
Life Lesson – Never let things that you want, make you forget what you have.
Insignificant – When you’re feeling small and alone, never forget there are always things lurking out of sight.
Business Traveler – I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur?
The Rat Pack – They invented cool …
For Every Situation – There is a big desert to hide the evidence.
Cultural Difference – Raw fish and rice never looked so good.
Divorce – You take the car, I’ll take the truck.
Smiles – Always give a smile to your enemies. It will distract them while you poison their drink.
Not All Scars Show – Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can’t see, the pain someone feels.
My Dear – I have something to confess, I’m married. Pffft… You scared me… I thought the BMW wasn’t yours.
Sometimes – The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.
Criticism – Because beating people until they can’t open their stupid mouth anymore is illegal.
Life Is Like Pool – I don’t have a pool.
Unfortunately – My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
Sometimes – I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.
Red October – Honey, is it that time of the month again?
In Hell – No one can hear you dream.
Proof Of Moon Landing – Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.
Midget Kiss – Same outfits, same songs, same style, Just half the price!