Blueprints – Before you start a project, make sure they aren’t upside-down.
Difference – The mind tells you what’s smart to do. Your heart what you’re gonna do anyway.
Sometimes – The person who tries to keep everyone happy is always the most lonely person, so never leave them alone because they will never
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”
Australia Beer – It’s what’s for dinner…
Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.
Mirrors – They do not show who you are, instead they show who you pretend to be.
Listen Carefully – There’s only one way to succeed in life. 1.Never give away all your secrets. 2. Never tell people the truth.
We Have To Go Back – Bacon, It’s worth creating a time paradox or two.
To Most People – The sky is the limit to those who love aviation, the sky is home.
Momentum – You may have tried and failed but even falling on your face is moving forward.
Big Fish For Scales – The best things in life are at the end.
Rock Bottom – When you realized there is something lower than Rock Bottom.
Inner Beauty – Is to outer beauty, what a book is to the movie based on in: better, but no special effects.
Hard To Understand – November and April.
Yoda Hulk – When angry I am, like me you will not.
Three People – Can keep a secret if you get rid of two of them.
Clint Eastwood – The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
Remember – There is no good answer to do these jeans make me look fat?
How Can I Tell Him – That he will never fly…
It’s Not The Fall That Kills You – It’s the sudden stop at the bottom.
Marriage It Is All About Love – Not religion, social norms or gender.
The Four Elements – Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer …
Just A Thought – Can you imagine how the TSA would react to this?
The Secret – To a Really Good Bacon Burger.
Putting A Price In Love – The more that people undervalue me, the more of a bargain I become. But it’s still a little depressing