A Mothers Advice – No greater power.
Yes, I Am King Of All I Behold ! – Oh, Crap, that’s a Lion over there, isn’t It?
Do It Your Way – There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all
Shopping At Walmart – So easy, even a caveman can do it.
Setting Limits – Helps your child develop a sense of self-control. Encouraging independence helps them develop a sense of self-direction.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
She’s My Little – Deuce coupe you don’t know what I got.
Born To Kill – Peace through superior firepower.
With Great Mustache – Comes great responsibility.
United States Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight.
Law Of Motivation – Creativity is great But plagiarism is faster.
Imagination – There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas.
Stuck – Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
Uranus – Is full of gas.
If You’re Lazy Enough – Every sport is extreme.
Shoryuken – → ↓ ← + punch
Labor – If all wealth is gained from it, why is it that most of the wealthy never have to do it?
Procrastination – The art of keeping up with yesterday.
No Matter What You Drive – Your last car will always be a Van.
Drink Your Beer Boy – There’s sober children in Somalia …
Spacesuit – Never sneeze in them.
Group Therapy – Fun for everyone.
I Would Like Gangsta Rap More. If it wasn’t all about killing people like me.
Man’s Best Friends – A Good Dog and a Good 1911.
Nerd Heaven – You had me at halo.
Shoryuken – He was the first to use it.