Apocalypse – They say the world will end at 2012 but my droid’s calendar goes waaaay past that. In a world that doesn’t, droid does.
Affection – When two people meet they have that initial spark, that magic that’s called love at first sight when only one person has it
Ancient Wisdom – Earned through a lifetime of success and failures. It’s like a big, thick book of knowledge the young aren’t interested in reading.
Helping Others – If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Trust Is Like A Mirror – Once it’s broken you can never look at it the same again…
Logic And Stupidity – Have one tiny little difference. Logic has limits.
History – Because HERstory would just be gossip.
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
How Many – Astronauts does it take to change a light-bulb? Just one, but takes about $2 billionn to get him up there.
How Many – Federal employees does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder.
And There Was Light – And it was good.
Life’s Mysteries – I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.
Therapy Is Helpful – But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !
Call Of Duty – It’s more then just a game..
The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Chuck Norris – Chuck who?
A More Realistic Chess – Because the world is not just black and white.
This Job Is – Soda Pressing…
Perception – You don’t need to be the biggest fish in the ocean – just the smartest.
Redneck Engineering – Where would we be without it?
The Trouble With Internet Quotes – Is you never know if they are genuine or not. – Alexander Graham Bell –
Resistance Is Futile – You know damn well you want to assimilate her.
Technology – My aunt always complaining about today’s lifestyle with all of it’s technological advances. Then last weekend, we found her dead in the garage,
Publicity Stunt – Yeah, there are people who would be confused by this one …
Transport Fail – Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!
Exotic Food – Sometimes there’s a surprise ending.