Puppy Love – When love is at it’s simplest, it’s beautiful, when love is at it’s hardest, it’s real life.
Outcast – I’m not afraid of death, but I am afraid of dying. Pain can be alleviated by morphine but the pain of social ostracism
Paradox – In our life what we were searching for in the end we realize was always there but we never took the time to
Respect – There are many who are demanding it, but only few who are offering it… There are only some who deserve it, but many
Sweet – I travel the land asking rides from kind strangers I’m a hitch-haiku.
Gotta Be Cool Now – Power shift here we go.
Crusader – Fighting for a God so great he needs me to enforce his will.
Good Old Fashioned Values – That’s right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan’s way of distracting you from being a good wife.
Can’t Afford Health Insurance – Go to the airport, you’ll get a free x-ray, bre*** exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get
Everyone Notices – “Beauty”
Cow Tipping – They’ve had enough. Now it’s their turn.
An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar – Hey, it could happen…
United We Stand – We have no choice.
She Left – Don’t Worry. There’s lots of fish in the sea.
Things That Amaze Me – If you say “gullible” slowly, it sounds like you are saying “oranges”
Evolution – Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof….
Poems – The perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish the pleasure.
Out Sourcing – You know it’s gotten out of hand when your call to the suicide help line is answered by someone with a heavy
Coming Out On Top – I went for drinks with this cute girl I met. After a fun night out, we arrived in front of
Without Complaints – Everything would become good enough.
Complain – Blogging on-line for hours beats pining away waiting for mister right any day.
Conflicted – I think there is a message in here.
Venti Half-Caf – No foam, extra whip, nonfat, 2 splendas with half a pump of sugar free vanilla latte. Why? Because I’m a pretentious assh**e!
Peanut – What Peanut? Sorry I haven’t seen any.
Certainty Principle – The certainty that you are about to make an incredibly stupid and embarrassing mistake is directly proportional to the total importance of
The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.