Team Work – Is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there.
LET’S PRETEND THAT I GIVE A SHIT – And just leave it at that.
Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Avengers Assemble! – And chug, chug, chug!
Wanna Play With Me – Oh My God, Yes!
I Don’t Know, What’s Going On – But the one on the right is clearly winning.
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Brother – Avenge Me!
Always – Have your lead mechanic give the old engine a once over before the big race.
After Star Trek – Patrick Stewart had a hard time letting go the Captains Log.
Liberty Exposed – One nation, under surveillance, With health and justice to those who can afford it.
Men Are All The Same – 30 Seconds of excitement, followed by a 3 hour nap.
Discovery – A company that will go to the ends of the World for its people will find it can hire them for about 10%
Mercedes-Benz: It will Whoop Your Ass
Governments – They care about your sanity.
Life Boils Down To Four Bottles – I’m already in the third one.
Men Have Nipples Because – As an embryo, everyone is a female, until the Y chromosome kicks in.
8 GB Memory Card – 1996 vs. Today
First People In The US? – Last to get their rights.
Sextings – Doggie Style
Bachelorette Party – Brought to you by Jaegermeister.
Feminism – strong smart and independent until things get a bit difficult.
Fake – Hair, nails, tan, eyelashes, hooters… and they wonder why they can’t find Real men.
First Class – Are you really worried about baggage fees?
Place Of Zen – I spent three hours at the wife’s grave this afternoon… Bless her, she thinks I’m digging a pond.
Origins – A rose is beautiful no matter who plants it, yet can he who plants a rose be so ugly himself?