Hi I’m Mouse – I would like to invite you for dinner.
Admit It – You’re thinking about it too!
Hot Soccer Fans – Italy win. Forza Italia.
A College Education – Stay in school, study hard, get a degree and still not make as much as her.
First Ladies – Spain – France – USA Your taste, your pick.
The Red Cross – I think I’m now ready to make a donation!
Relax Dude – It’s just a fresh tomato.
Having A Bad Day? Neither is he.
Purity – The reason clean white sheets inspire dirty thoughts.
Enthusiasm Moves The World – Not always, Not everywhere.
Meanwhile In China – Olympic training camps.
Iron Man – The early screen test.
Today Is Sunday – Not a f@#k shall I give.
Zerg Rush – This is the true face of Starcraft.
Bacon Manwich – Added the lettuce for health reasons.
Good Luck Kid – I tried ordering the same thing about an hour ago.
Charades – Oh, I Love This Game! Are you brushing your teeth?
Clone Wars – The dark side needs you!
Epic Ass Really doesn’t need to be explained, just admired.
Wizards – They know magic.
You Ate My Cookie – I want it back!
Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.
Through The Eluvian – Merrill looked different.
Asian Stereotype Girls – Everything you heard about them is true.
Hope – Because she just might want to hear about your 12th level Paladin.