Sampling

Sampling – Success that goes to the inventor also goes to the exploiter of the invention.

Priority Men

Priority – No man will ever look the same way at woman’s intellect.

Imaginated Friends

Imagination – This is how a girl imagines her boyfriend’s female friends.

Assets

Assets – I’d buy that for a dollar.

Kanzaki Kaori

Kanzaki Kaori – Respect her, she had seen leivinia birdway’s panties and she’s still alive.

Onion Booty

Onion Booty – So damn good it’ll make you cry.

H2O

H2O – Life ain’t nothing without the wet stuff.

Friday Night

Friday Night – Somewhere out there, it’s caturday.

No More Parties

No More Parties – At least until I get a better quality group of friends.

Acting Queer

Acting Queer – Face it some people are just better at it.

Context

Context – Um… Saying that camel did it would only make it worse…

Bras

Bras – They’re way hotter than bros.

Bathing

Bathing – Getting clean and dirty at the same time.

Beer

Beer – It does a body good.

Step Sisters

Step Sisters – No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring.

Ninja Babes

Ninja Babes – Because pirate girls have crabs.

Flexibility Expects

Flexibility – That  is what your boss really wants when he says he expects you to band over backwards.

Focal Point

Focal Point – Things that are brighter than their surroundings end up ruining the picture.