I’m an Introvert – drained by extroverted girls.
Eye Contact – Level: Expert.
Disrespect – You won the game.
Sonico – I’d take her as a Christmas present.
Bleach Girls – Uhhhh… what was I saying again?
Prom Night – You’re doing it wrong.
Yoga – The ancient Indian art of giving me a chubby.
Genetics – Make sure you meet her Mom before you say, I do.
Survival Tracking Guide – Because it may save your life one day.
The King Of All Dogs – Pay your respect.
Pageants – Miss Canada looks to be a leading contender for the miss world camel toe crown.
Presents – Gifts are always a fun thing to give and receive, especially when they involve half naked Mikus.
Lower Back Stretches – It probably won’t help your chronic back pain but it’ll sure make me feel better.
Your Ambitions – Could ruin her childhood.
Flexibility – A new way to make double-legged amputees feel even less useful.
Lingerie – Always getting in the damn way!
Self-shots – Even cats do it.
Cropping – A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.
True Love – Means you can totally kick him in the nuts during labor.
Look! Kittens! – Sometimes experience is the best teacher.
U.S. Airways – Now with service to Cuba.
Child Rearing – To raise them right, you’ve got to start early.
Morning – Time to get up and face the day. Lots to do, but so little time.
Tail – Control over flight path would be next to impossible without proper equipment.
It’s Morning Already – So how come there’s still no coffee in my cup?
Fixed – There’s nothing, Photoshop can’t fix!