Well, Okay Then… I’ll see you at three o’clock on the button.
Crazy Bitches – Because the only thing that could improve your beauty is a black eye.
Gym Clothes – Should be worn in public more often.
Weapons Check – All quiet on the western front, Sir!
Flexibility -The key to a happy and healthy relationship.
Jealousy – If you don’t feel murderous rage for the lead, you’re either gay, or a girl.
Irony – Playing “Risk” in Afghanistan.
Rules – I don’t follow them because I’m a Cop with my lights on.
Dignity – Not when you have cats.
Time Travel – Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this s**t again.
Major P.R. Fail – Dedicate to sharing the love.
Bewbs – Sometimes they are so epic, the owner can not even leave them alone.
Cute Puppy – No matter what you do in life you’ll never attain this level of cuteness.
Daycare Centers – They’ve really changed a lot since I was a child.
Kill Him – That Kid took my ball.
Memories – No matter how old you get, you will always remember the first time you laughed so hard that milk came out of your
Money – It explains a lot of things.
Flat Is Where It’s At – But that doesn’t mean that round is out of bounds.
Smoov Cat – Pulls off the hut tub for two play.
Loli Vampire Catgirl Sisters – They exist! I can die happy now.
Join The Army – Visit strange and exotic lands. Meet new and interesting people – and kill them.
First Dates – The discovery phase can be quite interesting.
Tourist Attraction – Some places will do anything to attract tourists.
Style – The clothes don’t make the person, the person makes the clothes.
Reality – Well our chances to score with her are as big as with the other one.
Pizza Cat – We like more than just cheeseburger.