Crazy Bitches

Crazy Bitches – Because the only thing that could improve your beauty is a black eye.

Gym Clothes

Gym Clothes – Should be worn in public more often.

Weapons Check

Weapons Check – All quiet on the western front, Sir!

Flexibility Key

Flexibility -The key to a happy and healthy relationship.

Feeling Jealous

Jealousy – If you don’t feel murderous rage for the lead, you’re either gay, or a girl.

Irony Game

Irony – Playing “Risk” in Afghanistan.

Rules

Rules – I don’t follow them because I’m a Cop with my lights on.

Time Travel

Time Travel – Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this s**t again.

Bewbs

Bewbs – Sometimes they are so epic, the owner can not even leave them alone.

Cute Puppy

Cute Puppy – No matter what you do in life you’ll never attain this level of cuteness.

Daycare Centers

Daycare Centers – They’ve really changed a lot since I was a child.

Kill Him

Kill Him – That Kid took my ball.

Memories Childhood

Memories – No matter how old you get, you will always remember the first time you laughed so hard that milk came out of your

Smoov Cat

Smoov Cat – Pulls off the hut tub for two play.

Join The Army

Join The Army – Visit strange and exotic lands. Meet new and interesting people – and kill them.

First Dates

First Dates – The discovery phase can be quite interesting.

Tourist Attraction

Tourist Attraction – Some places will do anything to attract tourists.

Cloting Style

Style – The clothes don’t make the person, the person makes the clothes.

Chances to Score

Reality – Well our chances to score with her are as big as with the other one.

Pizza Cat

Pizza Cat – We like more than just cheeseburger.