Sometimes – You just have to hit rock bottom.
Rock Bottom – It’s best when your friends help you get there.
Dating A Mom – Like continuing from someone else’s saved game.
Alcohol – Keeping Sharpie in business since 1926.
Questions – Sometimes you just don’t know how the hell did you end up in the bathroom, on the things of the boy you love.
Paradise – Heaven is before your eyes. The only thing left to do is to open the gates.
Power Nap – But not when you’re on duty.
Spring Break – Time to pack-up those sombreros and the sun screen.
Step Away From My Fridge – I’m not kidding mo Fo.
True Love Makes Miracles – Money open the secrets of those miracles.
MMORPG – Many men online role playing as girls.
The Moriya Shrine – Come for the goddess’ stay for the delicious yuri.
Mei – Her buns look very plump and delectable.
Walk Away – This does not concern you.
Embracing New Times – Help to accomplish goals.
Spot The Island – umm… what island?
Rachel Wants A New Pet – Any volunteers?
Forgiveness – Forgive your enemies. But remember their names.
It’s Easier To Get Forgiveness – Than permission.
Piano Lessons – Sing me up!
Awesome Cat – And yes, he knows he’s awesome.
Female On Male – There is a kind of rape that should not logically exist but does, defying the laws of logic.
Flossing – It’s just good personal hygiene.
Window Stop – Well you’ve got to keep the window open with something.
Admiration – No matter how much fun you have, never miss the opportunity to watch the beauty.
With Friends Like This – Who needs enemies.