Priorities – Because having two of the three next gen consoles is way more important than a big TV.
Calm Down – Just because she is not in the kitchen doesn’t mean she will not make me a sandwich later.
True Love – You’ll know it when you see it.
Fresh Air And Sunshine – Always adds pleasure to the day.
Books – They heavily influence our actions and behavior.
Modern Reading Room – Yeah, right.
Goodbye, Baby! – I am the last one…
Music – Raises your uh… spirits… yeah…
That’s How My Colleagues Behave – After the first month in the gym.
GECGFDO – Have you spent money on Genetically Engineering Catgirls for Domestic Ownership?
Gangsta Fail
Epic Fail – For some things, there’s just no excuse.
Emo Midget – Because being tall is mainstream.
Self Expression – Feel free to let people know how you really feel.
Go Fast Or – I drop the sign!!
Alcohol – Don’t pass out with your shoes on!
Lara Croft Reboot – Just like married men leaving their spouse for a younger woman.
When You Have Friends Like These – You don’t need enemies.
You’re Doing It Wrong – No matter how hard you try, it is impossible to fax a cat.
Best Friends – This is mans true best friend after a hard days work.
Redheads – Kittens like them too.
Miku Miku… It’s not enough to wear a small bikini, you need cat ears as well.
The Saudi Bikini Team – I still think the Swedish team is better..
Cats in Japan – They all look like this.
Nannies – You can always tell when the Dad hired them.
Yoga Pants -Created by God himself.