Sandwiches – very tasty when meat is surround by delicious buns.
Commitment – You already stepped over the wrong starting line, might as well finish the race in 1st place.
Back To School – Catholic school girls demure and always ready to show reverence.
Firepower – Magic is good but guns are even better.
Then And Now – Nothing has changed.
Now Loading – Please wait… 85%
Don’t Let Your Dog – Listen to reggae.
Schrodinger’s Cat Is Alive – And very angry.
I Switched To LCD – My cat hates me.
The Universal Language – Is not English.
Is This A Delusion? – I don’t care.
Opera – It start at 9pm and after 3 hours its 9:20.
Smoking Kills – Tell her.
Boredom
Romancing – Take note from both the great writers Tzu, “There’s always going to be some kind of fuc#!ng that’s going to happen.”
Naps – Should always be on your agenda.
The European Map – Is outdated and illogical. Here’s how it should look.
Hope – Is the poor man’s bread.
It Takes So Little – For a man to stop thinking.
Fred Flin Stone – Was here.
Thou Shalt Not – Believe in Fairy Tales.
Curiosity – Killed the cat.
An Apple A Day – Keeps the doctor away.
You Know The Drill – Or maybe you don’t.
Soviet Engineering – With versatility in mind.
Bunday – Double your dose.