Keep Your Eyes Open – Watch your friends and enemies.
Be Here Now – Be where you are, when you are.
Come Prepared – It’s almost impossible to prepare too much.
Ninja Food – Always popping up where you didn’t expect them…
Magnum Trojan – Yes, that’s the face you’ll be making later.
Cataclysm In My Pants – It’s erupting!
Take What Is Yours – Don’t let others steal what you worked so hard for.
Sweet – I want to live in the hills of Florida.
Go Ahead – Photoshop It, then proceed directly to hell.
Momiji – She doesn’t need pants to kick you.
Rikako Asakura – Admit it, you like her because of science.
Lighten Your Load – Your body will thank you.
It Doesn’t Matter How Many Resources You Have – If you don’t know how to use them, they will never be enough.
Welcome To America – English, learn it… you will need it.
Stretching – It’ll keep you fit.
Excuse Me Ma’am – You appear to have left your nipples turned on.
Appearance – Pursue it at the expense of everything else.
Vertical Kayaking – Because horizontal kayaking isn’t enough of a challenge.
Megaflicks – Get a new font.
Prohibitions For Some – A privilege for others.
Shibarikini – Admit it, you want one too now.
Bitch Slap – Someone’s going to get it.
Long Story Short – My daughter won.
The Beginning And The End Of Life – Look quite the same.
Serene Grace – A trait very possess.
Muse – Inspiration is easy when the right tools are present.