A Real Girl, Or A Plastic Doll – What do you think?
Mind Reading – The only way for a man to understand a woman and the best way for a woman to tease a man.
Who Said – Emo girls are not cute?
Stupid Tattoo – Well, what’s the sense of being stupid, if I don’t look it… a commin’ and a goin’ …
Don’t Worry – You’ll see your feet again someday.
New Seat-belt Design – Reduced the car accidents with 45%.
Redneck Seafood – Mmmmm… Tasty
Black Leather And Lace – Well, it’s better than her killing me.
Authenticity – Music comes from fingers and throat, not from software and headphones.
Incredible Human Abilities
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I Prefer These Faces
Stealth – Has gotten better.
When Worlds Collide – It could be a great thing.
Don’t Care – Still looks like a girl.
Hot Teachers – Where were they when I was in school!
Blonde – Checking out the oil level.
Osmosis – Diffusion of molecules from a place of higher concentration to a place of lower concentration until the concentration on both sides is equal.
Football Season – We need a touchdown!
Ripped Jeans – The only good thing about the bad economy.
Trees – They support large breasts too!
Hepatitis C – Sign me up for that sn!t.
A Saber In A Swimsuit – Wherefore art thou arguments how?
Multi Classing – All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither.
Go Further – Obstacles are just opportunities in disguise.
Edward Finally Found – The love of his life.