Man Is Not A Dog – He doesn’t like sleeping on bones.
Friendship With Your Ex Is Awkward – You sit together pretending you have never slept together.
Toilets – Someones’ gotta clean ’em.
Voting – Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.
Just Had An Argument – With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken
Midnight Snacks – If we aren’t supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge?
Women – They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.
Where Are Your Happy Trees Now – Where are they?!?!
Memories – Don’t dwell on your past mistakes. There’s no sense in both of you doing it.
True Casanova – Never retires.
Hydrogen Bond – Attractive interaction of a hydrogen atom with an electronegative atom.
Courage – To brave enough to stand up for what you believe… whatever that might be.
3500watt Generator – For sale!
Optical Illusions – A visually perceived image that is deceptive or misleading.
Idiot – You win.
Options – Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Pull out you’re not doing any good back there! – Said that she did. Yoda. Jedi Master Comedian.
Japanese Movies – They didn’t run of ideas like Hollywood did… they invented them.
Overkill – Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don’t need any provocation to stare slack-jawed at the opposite sex. Costumes are overkill. Cleavage
Starting Equipment – Because the dungeon corridors are only ten feet wide, that’s why.
Food Storage – Without it, you may have to get creative.
Homework – Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
This Guy – Is the smartest one I’ve seen.
Please Be Gentle – Not a hope in hell sweetie.
Beautiful Redheads – Proof there is a God.
Password Protected – Sure it’s password protected but what I really wanna know if it’s virus free.