Blondes Girls – Easier that brunettes, just not as smart.
Booth Babes – I have no interest in your product. I’m gonna stand here for a while.
When We Are Drunk – We say stupid things… like truth, for example.
Follow Her, She’s So Hot – This stairway leads to heaven.
Photobombing Lvl: Jealousy.
Alternate Realities – The possibilities are endless.
The Youth Of Today – They know how to play.
Carpet – For when a towel just isn’t enough.
Lolcat Cavalry – And you though Bear Cavalry was bad news?
Professionally Removing – Snow from the roof.
Politicians – Before and after.
Russian Police Officers – Yes, you can search me anytime.
Houston – We have a resolution.
Features – As pretty as the car is, make sure that everything performs as promised.
Proving The Theory – That s#!t happens.
For Sale – Urgent.
Who Should You Date ???
What If I Click – “I’m feeling lucky” button.
Rich People Talking
Hello I Am – From the internet.
So Many Choices – So little time.
It’s Okay Hippie – Pepper spray is organic.
Isn’t It Just Wonderful – That in this crazy world we found each other!
Alcohol – Even this seemed like a good idea.
OK, Download Me A Fish
Who Needs Oil? – Apparently, not buses.