Alternate Worlds – Sometimes they work…
Star Wars Bedroom – Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Heavy Metal – Almost never over rated.
Squid – The definition of stupid.
Ninja Babes – Hotter than Pirate wenches.
Cute Little Pussy Cat – Watch out, I can kill a 1st-level commoner!
English Lessons – When learning a new language it’s important to learn important phrases.
Thoughtfulness – The perfect present is one that doesn’t need to be returned even after it’s broken.
Fashion – You never know what inspires them.
A Big Weekend – So what did you get up to??
That Poor Woman – She must have been attacked by knife wielding midgets. Lucky to alive I say.
Be Careful – Don’t drop your cell phone! Those are expensive!
The Awkward Moment When You Have – An inexplicable urge to sheer for Germany.
Cute Redhead Girls – OH, Yeah !!!
iPhone And Mirror – The greatest invention ever!
Good Bye Everyone
Am I Pretty?
Now You Know – Why babies smile while they are sleeping.
Perspective – The best there is.
Temptation – The gates of hell are always open.
Imagination – The best things all happen in your head.
A Cat Pig – My owner is not very smart.
Cool Green-Haired Girls – Anime just got real!
If You Child Look Like This – You have failed as a parent.
Why Guys Read Books – The real reason.