That Backpack – Had better be a parachute.
Utopia – A perfect and peaceful society where all women look this good.
Comic-Con Cosplay – Associating your childhood fandoms with boners for forty years.
Dream The Impossible – And chase the sunset.
Story Of My Life.
Thank You – For converting vegetables into bacon.
Ice Fishing – Is always more enjoyable when you bring a friend.
Best Rack – Seriously, it’s quite effective.
Popularity – She might not be the Prom Queen but she probably got more attention then anyone else.
Superiority – A man can’t just go on the podium without looking down at the bottom.
Floppy Sun Hats – A sure sign of high society and sophistication.
Subliminal Advertising – I know I want her but suddenly I am having a craving for a hot dog too.
Ambitions – Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Advertising – The keys to putting up a billboard are real estate and real estate.
Am I Clean Already? – Can we please go back into the mud again?
Radiance – When the pooper shines, the crowds howl.
Regret – No matter how hard you try, you’ll always look like a dumb-a$$.
Double Bird – While looking inside your soul.
Bad Day – You thought yours was bad.
Perfect Example – Of have and have not.
That Awkward Moment – When your arm is fat enough to make the girl behind you look naked.
Optimism – If I pretend the boat’s not sinking it won’t.
Mind Games – When you see it, you’ll s**t bricks.
Photography – It’s all about the camera angle.
Bad Video Game Movies – They don’t like me as Lana Lang, but they’ll love me as Chun Li.
If You’re Trying To – Send me a message.. I get it! Oh baby I get it!