Impressions – There’s only one first and never a chance for a second.
This Is F-ing Awesome
A Key – To any door.
You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
Flamethrower – Always efficient.
Konpaku Youmu – Mind-sharpened with steel, soul bound by friendship, cold and warmth, an unshakable resolve.
Parenting Fail – When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Middle Age – When You get there, you wont care either.
Gender Bending – Pi$$ing off fan-girls all around the world.
Birth Of Super Mario – In Venn Diagram.
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
Gas Pedal – Found it!
Steak – Only red meat could produce something this majestic.
Nature – It’s all good well when nothing is trying to kill or r**e you.
Dreams Are Extremely Important – You can’t do it unless you imagine it, that’s why we gotta keep living the dream.
This Is The Future Of Metal – Really? No thank you.
Peta-Go Vegetarian – Just because your ads make me touch my no-no spot, doesn’t mean I’m going to stop eating yummy meat.
Dad Said – Sure, the student exchange program sounds great!
Metal Baby – Because if you’re not born whit it, Don’t make us waste our time.
Robocop – Now you’re screwed.
Big Breast – A major contributor to back problems to female characters.
Happy Meal – Lions edition.
This Car Rocks
Stable – A pimp whit just one horse is just another married man.
Instructions – Sometimes it’s best not to ask why. You’ll just make yourself look stupid.
Expectation – Every new party comes whit new surprises.