Understated Elegance – Is always in good taste.
His Hand Is On My Knee – While he’s talking to his wife.
Victory – It always depends on your point of view.
Remember – A Lannister always spays his pets.
Superdeluxe Anime – There’s no need to go with art inferior Victoria’s Secret when you can have Mike’s secret.
Loneliness – Is easily cured by mannequin tit$.
Weather Man – The only job where you can be wrong consistently, and still have a job.
Public Pool – When the beach is too far away.
There’s More Then One Way – To melt a cat.
Seriously – I’m telling ya.. I hear something, I’m just not sure what.
Build A Bridge – And jump over it.
Rough Riders – Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
Baby Cows – Cute… and tasty.
Test Questions – No matter how hard the test, the answer is always a whale.
Self Image – Never let the ideal of beauty overcome your true self.
Holding On – How to correctly hold on in a moving train… No, No! The older guy by the door!
Caturday Rin – The perfect thing to wake up to.
Size – Yes it does matter.
Day Off – Because a gardener needs time off too.
Limo – Bigger aint always the smartest choice.
Secret Identity – Revealed.
Sometimes You Just Know – Carpentry really isn’t you thing.
Guess What Time It Is – But this happens all too often.
A Gift – I hope she fits, I really didn’t know your size!
Zebras Are Terrifying – Horses should not have stripes.
Ducati – If there was anything better… I’d be riding it!