Free Lip Piercing – Probably not a good idea.
How About A Magic Trick – I’m going to make this candle disappear.
South End Baptist Church – Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Music – Release those negative feelings to allow more room for positive ones.
Relabel – You can remove the swirly logo, but Pepsi is still Pepsi.
Specific – You said you wanted Pussycats.
I Have To Pee Again – You just went five minutes ago.
Back To School – Father knows best.
Technology – Some folks just can’t seem to let go of the “good old days”.
Shimapan – It’s all you need.
Stretching – My favorite part of working out… To watch.
Welcome To Our Motel – Newly renovated in 1958.
Desperation – Heat can make even cats to chill in water.
There Are Many Ways – To show a man that you care. This is my favorite.
It’s OK – Tech support sent me!
Half Asleep – Means half-safe.
Work In Progress – Good to Go.
Too Cool For School – Or any sort of legitimate work.
If You Love Someone – Chain them up so they can’t run away. No, that wasn’t it…
Satisfaction – She likes her new collar.
Training A Dog – Hey, It’s a start.
The Sword – Is nothing without determination.
Bull Experience – It’s what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
The Beach – Not for everyone!
Marisa – keep her in chains to stop her from unloading everyone.
Army Chicks – So much better than army dudes.