Aging – Apparently not all celebrities do it gracefully.
Rocket Launcher – You are doing it wrong.
Texting While Driving – sorry I’m late, I’m stuck behind this stupid tr…
Wink Wink – I’ll supply the nudge nudge.
Spring – Officially arrived.
Back To School – Now that’s worth some extra credit!
Free Seats – I think I’m in the wrong Bus.
Mixed Feelings – 1.Ha! I’m above you! 2.He can see my Pant!es.
Remember That – Post on the internet today, It’s on a corporate background check tomorrow.
Temptation Evils – When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
Variety – Pepsi is a wonderful thing, but don’t forget the cherry and vanilla flavors.
Chinese Cars – Are very tough and reliable.
Lunch Bag – Of Lindsay Lohan.
My Wife Believes – She is a better driver, I let our dog decide.
Stereo Types – Intelligent people know that intelligence and glasses are unrelated.
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Young Photographer – It’s fun.
Day 318 – People still think I’m a carpet.
Live and Learn – Life is like photography, we use the negatives to develop.
Working Kids – If they aren’t working for you, they’re working against you.
Bark Mode – Switch it ON.
No Thanks – I’m a vegetarian.
Halloween Costumes – Some are hotter than others.
Hang In There – Or become a pancake whit a crack in it.
Burqa – You are doing it wrong. –by SANDRO-
Internet Privacy – At it’s best.