Bikini Contests – Less is best.
Donations – To get them you have to put in a little work of your own.
Kids Exchange – Growing up faster that you would think.
Cell Phones – If you can afford one, you can also afford a belt.
Keep In Mind – She is 14, and we don’t care.
Hover Cat – Exploring the universe, one galaxy at a time.
Please! Please! Please!
Shutterbugs – Finding an interesting subject is half the battle.
Wife Training School – The best Lesson.
Exposure – The wonder of nature were made to be appreciated.
Total Destruction – Because there is a thing called “Too Much Power”.
I Love Those Days – When this is my only problem.
Mute Button – For kids.
Off The Deep End – Not even duck tape can mend a broken mind.
Houston, We Have A Problems
Soccer Fans – And this is before you add alcohol.
Newbs – Could be untapped potential.
The School Of Young Talents – It is hard to learn, but it will be easy to make a career.
The Best Solutions – Are usually not the most obvious.
Foot Rests – Some are better than others.
Emo’s Back – Proof that natural selection is still in effect.
Perfect Temptation – She may be young, but that is not your fault.
Defiance – $crew physics, I’ll make my music travel through space.
When Women Drive – Technology is not keeping up.
Female Bodybuilders – Please stop.
Chinese Technology – Do we need it?