Watch Your Words – Sometimes people take the phrase “Eat me” to literally.
Be Creative – Or at least put burger in a CD-case.
Perfect Flexibility – Hot damn my imagination is running wild!
China Dress – No matter what you’re figure it”ll make you look sexy.
Ikea Cat – You assembled it wrong.
Kids Frustration – Hungover, outta’ coffee, can’t find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
Meat Sticks – Some people just don’t have a stomach for them.
Old School – Hit em’ on the head and drag em’ back to the man cave.
Tic Tac Toe – Emo Style.
Discipline Anime – Nothing like an good old $pank|ng.
School Days Continues – If the bus ride had been like this, I’d have gone more often.
Even Your Coffee Is Surprised – You woke up this early.
Caturday Is Ending – So be sure to give your catgirl some last bit of loving.
Homemade Creativity – Level: Expert.
Talents – This is marriage material right here.
All Of My Miracles – Take them.
Fashion Statement – Leather never goes out of style.
Business Woman – Business in the front, party in the back.
Pics – Or it didn’t happen.
Freestyle – One of a kind.
Superspies – I guess this is what they mean by hide in plain sight?
Olympics – The reason they wear tight outfits isn’t in your pants.
Flexibility – It is almost never, ever over-rated.
You Do The Hokie Pokie – And you turn yourself around that’s what it’s all about.
More Twintails – Full of wintail.
Woman On A Business Trip – Indeed.