ABS – Please remove one more button, for science.
Motel – A good alternative for a girl you don’t want to introduce to mom and dad.
Miku As Haruhi – Even with this change the endless eight will still be unbearable.
Beers Goggles – Fat people love’ em.
Your Girlfriend Is Hot – Too bad her last name is JPEG.
Weird Fantasies – Imagine them step by step so you’ll get a blushing Satori.
My Beer – How did I ever forget that I left it there.
Mom’s Motel – Old, dirty and a few dozen people in it every night!
Grown Up Daiyousei – Cirno-nee isn’t the only hawt grown-up fairy.
Baseball Training Aids – Include swing trainers, bats, pitch backs, nets and mortars.
Hot Chick – Not pictured.
Adaptation – You need to be able to properly adapt to changing environments.
Tragic – This poor child does not own a computer and has never experienced the joy of being on Facebook.
Garage Sale – Star Wars never had a line around the block, the night before the grand opening, like Uncle Larry had
Reason – You need a reason to watch Rinne no Lagrange?
For Sale – Luxury yacht only one careful owner.
Well Played – You set neighbor’s house on fire, then, one by one, distract the firefighters with snacks
Azu-Rock Shooter – She brings a whole new meaning to battle of the bands.
Be Honest – You want to know if it will work or not.
Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)
Anime Photoshop – Doesn’t have that realism that cosplay give.
I Should Have Written Down My Grocery List – Because now all I can think of is condoms and whipped cream.
Drill Master – Somehow, she doesn’t seem like a very menacing villain.
Smart Cars – Don’t f@rt in them.
New Year’s Resolution – Option A: lose some weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket.
What A Beautiful Scenery – And the sun’s going down too.