Global Warming – Climate scientist now attribute Earth’s increased hotness to Pilates, the south beach diet and a new set of ” awesome” breast implants.
Reach The Ground – Kick the sky.
Just A Couple More Drinks – And then we can play a game I like to call – Menage a trois.
Their Relationship – Was based upon their common interest in agriculture.
When You Fall – You get right back up.
Don’t Worry – I’ve got this.
This Is Why – Married women keep their maiden names.
Summer – It’s time for some fun in the sun.
It’s Not Considered Cheating – If you don’t get caught.
Human – French Fries.
The Only Reason – I told her to get to the kitchen was that I wanted to her on the counter.
Cheating Unfair – Unfair and a little homo.
Accidents Happen – That’s how they happen.
Izaya – No wonder he’s a troll, with all the stress from self control, it’s just natural.
Lasers Charged – Fire at will.
Bunny Slippers – Because glasses are not enough to make you cute.
Being A T-Rex – You’re doing it wrong.
This Birthday – Will be an awesome birthday.
Toyota – Drive your dreams.
Future, Past, Present.
Toyota – Now and forever.
Quiet You – There’s nothing that can be done about that.
Subliminal Advertising – I think she’s trying to tell us something.
Rock Of Fortune – Has granted your wish.
Summer – Now available in extra crispy.
Money Shot – It’s all fun until she gets shot in the eye…