The Wedding Photo – That will never be in their wedding album!
Monkey See – Monkey do.
Brokeback Mountain – Minus the cowboy hats.
Be Grateful – They’re not on a nude beach.
Love Is Sweet Tyranny – Because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Amazing Blue-Haired Girls – Anime just got real.
Twilight – It’s a lot like that.
Shimapan – The most holy creation of the Gods.
Now You Know – Why the fish smell that way.
Anime Variety – No one goes to f**king Baskin-Robbins for just f**king vanilla.
When It’s Hot – You can roll the window down.
Only Patience – Because you don’t have a choice.
When Angels Fall – The apocalypse is near.
Presents – Come gift wrapped.
Sometimes – It’s not so bad being a nerd.
Modesty – A trait long forgotten in the age of publicity.
Walking – On water.
Asian Grandma
Lab-coat Kanu. My prayers were answered.
Dogs Patience – Come on Fido, hurry it up!
Helping Grandma – Whit the controller.
Going Unconscious – You don’t get many better last views than this.
Let’s Pray For The Poor – In our expensive car.
Value – The only thing better than gold is the lack thereof.
Ambiguous – There are times when loss is a win.
Cake Party – Why not?