Castaway: Maybe next time when you and your seal friends are bored you wont suggest going to the club.
Beauty: The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
3 Biggest Lies of Texas – 1. I want this buckle in the rodeo 2. The truck is paid for. 3. I was just helping
Aussie Marines Storming The Beach – a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
Apophenia – The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, Instead of altering their views to the fit the facts, thy
ANGER – Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else: you are someone who
Artists – A happy man may be a successful bishop, dog-catcher, actor or sausage-monger but no happy man ever produced a first-rate painting, sculpture, piece
You Might Be a Terrorist If… You wipe Your bare left hand but consider bacon unclear.
Wave rider – Break into me like wet waves on sand spasming, shock-shelled, guided by your hand… I Am surrounded by waves. Constantly crashing, submerging
Bomb Squad Prank – You know after he’s done shitting himself, he’s going to beat the shit out you.
In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it’s just stupid.