Be Honest – What would you be looking at?
Inner Beauty – Everybody will see it… If you lose weight.
Guns Don’t Kill People – The loss of blood through the nose might though.
Jessica Rabbit – Reality beats fiction.
Reality – Where’s the fun in that?
He Is Tired – Of hauling your a$$ around all day.
Sad Pappy – Is wishing he had pants.
Sweet Boys – Oh boys, I have Candy!
Masks – It’s easier to fake a smile when you don’t care.
Get Perspective – Things might look a lot better from another angle.
Kool Aid – Wrong answer Jerome.
Accident – What Accident? Do you see any accident here?
Centaurs – They need love too.
Evil Ken-Evil – Or as his imaginary friends call him, Bob.
Donuts – No character can resist them.
Wal Mart – Now has a car pool lane. For express shopping.
String Bikinis – Always tempting you to pull.
I Love Mirrors – You know you do too.
Curves – Tell me you’re not impressed.
Breeding – You can’t expect much when you send kids out without a proper education.
Childhood – If you knew then, what you know now… You would see the world differently!
Antique Tables – Made daily.
Mei – Dem buns.
If Those Red Shorts – Get any higher, grandma’s b**bies are gonna get cold.
Bring Your Son To Work Day – Little death is kinda cute, with his little boots.
Come To The Sweet Side – Because we have donuts.