Mooooooooooooooo: Udderly mad !
Mistakes: Face your mistakes and accept them … Although some times that ain’t enough …
Scuba Diving In Ireland: A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? The Irishman replies: If they
God Is Cruel Enough: To take away our past happiness and leave us with memories, so that we can remember what we shall never ever
Introspection: I hold a couple of grudges, could have had a couple of touches, If I hadn’t had a couple of crutches.
Bravery: It is easy to be brave when you know that death is better than oppression.
I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !
Her Steed: Just because it’s bigger doesn’t always make it more likable. Most of the time it does, but not all the time. After all,
Experience: A learning experience is one of those things that says, You know that thing you just did? don’t do that Douglas Adams
ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.
Elegance: What better place to show off your wife’s class and sophistication than a formal military ball
Cyberpunk Now! Plug in, turn it up, stop the flow, recreate the world, dream on, shut up, dress out, look strange, be perfect, be neon,
Creativity: It may not get you a job, that’s what a cute smile and tight blouse are for. Lose the bra and it’s a shoe
Come Along, Honey: Let’s find a little privacy at my place where we can get to know each other and make some beautiful music together
Bursting Bubbles : When someone is feeling optimistic about their endeavors and you take your a hole attitude and destroy that optimism.