Mooooooooooooooo: Udderly mad !
Mistakes: Face your mistakes and accept them … Although some times that ain’t enough …
Legacies: Even the eldest among us are here only for a short while.
Scuba Diving In Ireland: A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? The Irishman replies: If they
God Is Cruel Enough: To take away our past happiness and leave us with memories, so that we can remember what we shall never ever
Introspection: I hold a couple of grudges, could have had a couple of touches, If I hadn’t had a couple of crutches.
Bravery: It is easy to be brave when you know that death is better than oppression.
I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !
Humanity Has Failed: When a bullet symbolizes peace
Her Steed: Just because it’s bigger doesn’t always make it more likable. Most of the time it does, but not all the time. After all,
Happy 4th Of July: stay safe
Game Over: The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month
Forums and Chat Rooms: They’ve been around for quite some time
Flash: The speed you need after eating Mexican food.
Facials: The invisible man is working on one.
Experience: A learning experience is one of those things that says, You know that thing you just did? don’t do that Douglas Adams
Evil: Who knew it came in a can?
ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.
Epic Fail: Because 14’1” means 14’1”
Elegance: What better place to show off your wife’s class and sophistication than a formal military ball
Einstien: Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
Cyberpunk Now! Plug in, turn it up, stop the flow, recreate the world, dream on, shut up, dress out, look strange, be perfect, be neon,
Creativity: It may not get you a job, that’s what a cute smile and tight blouse are for. Lose the bra and it’s a shoe
Courtesy: Is never out of style
Come Along, Honey: Let’s find a little privacy at my place where we can get to know each other and make some beautiful music together
Bursting Bubbles : When someone is feeling optimistic about their endeavors and you take your a hole attitude and destroy that optimism.