What Would The Child You Once Were – Think of the adult you have become?
Reading – It’s last thing on my mind right now.
Astrology -Wow can see Uranus from here.
Jump Kick – Because chicks dig sweet ass ninja skills.
I Bet – You didn’t notice the Godzilla
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!
Dad – Meet my new boyfriend.
I’ll Get My Own Damn Food
Jagermeister – Sometimes too much is…well…too much.
Why Yes, The Marines Were Here – How did you know?
Out – Out, of my paradise!
May December Romances – Hugh hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend.
Firefox – Is already running but is not responding.
Cheating – Level: expert
Sun Shade – If only you could attach it to a hat.
Cloning – Is it really bad?
Home Shopping – Avon has some new products.
Riding – You are doing it wrong.
Exercise For Kids – Making child obesity funny.
They Didn’t Pat Him – And he started killing.
Safety At Work – Sometimes it’s really important!
Desperation – Can provide unexpected strength!
When I Die – I want my funeral to look like this.
Female Riders – Making rashed bikes and torn leathers look sexy.
Internet Dating – How many times are you gonna ask to see my webcam. I told you about umpteen times it’s not working. brb.
Skills – Can’t beat them.