Go Ahead

Go Ahead – Make fun of the corn cob on my ear.

The New King

The New King – It’s good to be the (future) king.

Pink Lamb

Pink Lamb – ‘Cause pink dogs are too mainstream.

Home Religion

Home Religion – If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.

Some Days

Some Days – Just start out better than others…

Real Men

Real Men – Have pet hyenas.

Kiss It

Kiss It – That’s right you stupid cats, kiss my ass!

Polar Bears

Polar Bears – They play with their food before they eat it.

Tough Choices

Tough Choices – Okay, you can unwrap a present before Christmas, but only one.

All Included

All Mine! – Security and nutrition all in one.

Alcoholism

Alcoholism – Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.

The Way

The Way – Get the hell out of it.

Surfing

Surfing – You’re doing it wrong.