Sweet Jesus, Yeah – Is that maple flooring? They’re Real – And they’re SPECTACULAR
Why – Is there a penguin on the helipad?
Priorities – Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.
Sad Animal – F*** It, I’m going home.
Microwaves – Also time machines.
Camouflage Fail – Nope, I still see them.
Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…
Best Christmas – That I can’t remember.
Handicap Parking – Work injury compensation meeting in progress.
Competition – Because not only man compare their sizes!
Motorcycle Helmets – Sometimes it’s better to take them off.
Perseverance – Sometimes, the wait is wort it.
Midget A-Team – I love it when a plan… falls short.
Mr. Miagi – Wax on.. wax off.. wax off.. wax off…
Brilliant Photographers – Know how to create a composition.
Owned – Alcohol can have some minor repercussions.
Women – It’s dangerous outside of the kitchen.
This Girl – Is braver than all of you!
Time – Some people have too much of it.
You Suck – No matter how well you perform, when the crowd starts chanting your name, you can’t help but be reminded.
Yo Dawg – Dat Ass!!!
Yatching – Just because you can afford one, doesn’t mean you are smart enough to operate it.
Wrong – The action in which you are trying to perform, is being done incorrectly.
Wool Chair – I’ll stand, thank you.
Customer Feedback – Negative feedback is better than none I guess.
Mirror High Five – It’s liking your own status.