Did You – Eat mah cheezeburgerz?
Patient Bear – Will be ready when you are.
Zombie Cat – He cannot be contained.
That’s It – I’m changing schools.
Poor Dog – I’d better go look for it’s owner…
Guess – Which One Is The Wife?
Chuck Norris – When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn’t turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Christmas Spirit -I has it.
Children – What a waste of space.
Fried Chicken Smell – Detected.
Cheerleader Tryouts – Hired.
Neighbors – You’re not welcome here.
Captivity – It could be worse.
Canada – It’s really f*** cold.
Beer Best – That’s why Germany is superior.
Call Of Duty – Snipers on Bikes.
Life Guards – With such floatation device, she doesn’t need any.
Underwater Nukes – And you thought a torpedo could ruin your day.
Body Slam – When bitches just won’t listen.
Snake Cleaning – Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.
Temptation – Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering…
The Fan Fell On Our Baby – Quick! take a picture for the internet!
Women – They’re good for 70 things: sandwich and 69.
Warning Signs – What?
The Computer – It’s homo’s devil machine.
Mounting A Camel – You’re doing it wrong. The Camel – Thinks differently.