Laziness – For some it’s a crutch, for America it’s a way of live.
I Can – Is sometimes more important that I.Q.
Is It Loaded – Hold on.. Let me take a look.
Vodka Smirnoff – Whether it’s building up courage or breaking down inhibitions, vodka is working for you.
Gamer Girl – I don’t see how this involves making a sandw… WTF USE WASD!!!
My Phone – Have you seen it ?!
Bad Days – You just know when you’re gonna have one.
The Internet – Look hard enough, and you’ll find your mom naked.
Overconfidence – This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.
The Desert Place – A place where you can scratch your ass in public and nobody gives a crap.
Nine Months – It rubs the smile right off your face… …for at least 18 year. (Cheer up..your boobs look bigger!)
Parents – They always know what is the best for you.
Stupidity Is – Ignoring the lows of gravity.
Tiny Cat – The cutest motherfucker you’ll ever see.
Who’s Awesome ? – You’re Awesome.
Squirrel Marines – What has science done?
Flexibility – Oh! That’s where that mysterious smell comes from…
Border Patrol – Try jumping over this one.
Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.
Awkward – Notice how I am between you and you rifle.
Five Of A Kind – Time to charge up the video camera!!!
Backup – There are only two types of hard drives-the ones that have failed and the ones that will fail.
Remember – Safety first!
High Scores – They’re really important to some people.
White Snorlax – It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You balck out.
Teamwork – Because bullets can only go through so many bodies.