And Suddenly – Everybody is happy at work!
All I Wanted Was The Cat – Send the other one back.
Competition With Bear – You don’t have to be the fastest. You just can’t be the slowest.
Drinking – Because planking, owling and other things will be old soon.
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
STUDYING – A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider.
Japan – Doing our own sh** better than us… even Christmas.
Protection – Wouldn’t want him to swallow a bug!
One Of These Things – Is not like the other.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE – One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.
HAPPY EASTER – Let the egg hunt begin …
MY PRECIOUS – You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.
B.T.S. – Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when I’m on a diet.
I LOVE BOWLING ! – You can take your aggression out, and not go to jail.
YOU’RE NOT DRUNK – Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You See That? – It means get the f*** back to the kitchen.
SARAH – She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.
HARD WORK – Never killed anyone… But why take the chance in the first place?
THE MCSLAP – Go Ahead order Another Whopper, b***h!
PANTS – What she does after forcing these on.
ALCOHOL – Because no good story ever starts: “So… I was eating a salad…”
A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY – Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things …
WARNING – Delightfully slippery when wet !
Rice – For when you want thousands of the same thing.
He who Laughs Last – Laughs best.
Only One Way – To find out.