Sleeping On The Job – You totally earned it.
God Made Me Lazy – I am not going to act against his will.
Wishes – This is my second one, right after omnipotence without disadvantages.
Snoring – It just never looked so damned sexy.
Health Care + Government Control – Visualize the synergy!
Opportunities – Some only knock once.
Ink – You missed a spot…
Glass Of Wine And Basket Of Bananas – Please don’t move either one!
The School Swimsuit – All your arguments are to belong to me.
Mistaken Identity – Those are definitely not the nuts I was expecting.
Obstacles – Most can be overcome by the appropriate use of explosives.
Girls Made Of Sugar – And spice and everything traumatic.
First World Problem.
Chivalry – Sometimes the world prefers you be inconsiderate.
Dominance – Kings and Queens would be powerless without their foot-soldiers.
Sky Is Really Beautiful – At this angle.
Sweet Spot – Tennis is a beautiful game.
Under The Sword Lifted High – There is hell making you tremble. But go ahead, and you have the land of bliss. Miyamoto Musashi
Burning Bush – Bible belt all the way.
Corn Dog ? Yes please.
Embarrassment – The more reason to stare.
Those Socks – Are one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
Dual Wielding – Is not possible until you are a level 20 Cleric… sorry Father.
Cloning – Also called “Harem production system”.
Yo Mama Is So Fat – It keeps you warm through the winter.
So You Found A Car – I’ll bet you a can of beans it’s a trap.