INSIGNIFICANCE – You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy
BB KING – Hitting one of THOSE notes.
COUNTRYSIDES – They make me wanna take the long way home.
TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH Make sure you can take her first…
IRONIC NAMES – Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.
PAYOFFS – Sometimes it the best thing to do before humiliation.
OPTIMISM-Belief that everything will be alright when everything is already ok
NUCKING FUTS HIGHWAY – A better driving experience, brought to you by pharmaceuticals.
BITTER SWEET – Make your crush laugh…By asking her out.
I THINK I ? – Could Of Found A Better Place To Stick My Finger?
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? – Tastes funny!
IF ONLY – I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less.
EVEN HE KNOWS! – Have you seen the price of gas these days? … It’s a doggone shame! …
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES – IT’S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
The Waiting Game – Let’s see who dies first…
WHEN YOU SAID – ‘BLOW ME’ This ain’t quite what I had in mind officer.
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS – You might be a redneck.
I’M NOT SURE – What kind of swallow is that?
BACK TO THE CENTER – There are no shortcuts.
HONEY – The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet.
I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …
LIFE LESSON – Pay attention to details or get burned!
HEY HONEY – I think the cat is in heat again …
C H I L D R E N – You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF – Not a d*mn thing !
F18 HORNET REPAIRS – Mechanics