Summertime – It’s belly button seasons boys!
The moment your GF’s best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
Your Job – Doesn’t look so bad now.
Seasonal Help – Santa Claus always hires the good ones.
Red Bull – I’m feeling more energized already!
Scarface – The new generation is learning fast.
Perfection – Now comes in pairs.
Oh My God – That ball… looks FABBBUUULLOOUUSSSSS!
Don’t Worry -You car is still there where you parked it 87 years ago.
Cash Problems – I can buy love any time. What I can’t buy is happiness, At least not after the first hour.
Expression – Because your a genius. F*** everyone else.
EXERCISE – I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
THE CHURCH – Who says it can’t enlighten ?
PLANE HUMOR – like two junior high school girls labeling each other nasty names…
ICE T – Some like it sweet, some like it strong and some like it dark.
MATHEMATICS – You can’t argue with it.
People Say Nothings Impossible – Yet what they don’t realize is that I do nothing all day.
The One – Who controls the relationship is the one who cares the least.
Would You Say – I have a plethora of pinatas?
Family Ties – Just because she has them… Doesn’t mean you should care.
The Dog – And how it works.
Walks – Where knowledge begins.
Love Overwhelms Hate – He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
Two Faced – I smile when I’m happy. I smile more when I’m sad.
Following The Pack – Remember that every group will eventually need a scapegoat.