Lazy – Who am I kidding, we all wish we’d thought of it sooner.
Hand-Drawn Picture – Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Mona Lisa – After 10 days of having a Facebook account.
Bunday Wink – Let’s not lose our heads over it.
Consistency – It’s only a virtue if you’re not a $crew up.
No, All I See Here – Is a bunch of Han Solos.
The Home Bank – Someone’s making a big deposit tonight.
I Swear, I Will – Never ever again steal fish from the table…
Europeans – The aliens of anime.
Pork Brains – When you need to top up on your cholesterol levels.
Blonde Fishing – The way to a mans heart is thru his fly.
Got War – Then use the backdoor!
Dear Diet Coke – I feel like you’re overreacting. Sincerely, Mentos.
Laziness – When you just can’t be bothered to do more than the bare minimum.
The Beach – Where Dreams Come True.
Motorcycles – Makes good girls do bad things.
Honey – I Baked You A Cake.
Command – Every army must have a great leader, but only the greatest army has Miku.
Light Tackle Jigging – Yea, you’re doing it right!
Officer Can’t We Work Something Out – How about feeling these instead.
Nurses – First reaction, break my leg on purpose.
Synergy – Never underestimate the power of consultants in large groups.
Assistance – For no man can strive alone.
Cat Physics – A cat will expand to fill any surface or container it deems as “mine”.
Massages – Some people just can’t appreciate how glorious they can be.
Kotonoha – How could any man say no and not protect her.