LOVE IS A FANTASTIC JOURNEY – Except when it’s traveled alone.
Bungee Jumping – Just because you entered the world because of broken rubber, doesn’t mean you have to exit in the same way.
A Journey – Black & White to color right and wrong to character love and hate to desire from birth to death our choices.
Better Left Unsaid – So many things to say to you but I keep quiet instead. Too afraid of the costs that come with letting
Best Friends – Always there when needed… Like when that balloon absolutely positively cannot touch the floor or the whole world will blow up.
Behavior – Before one can face their inner self they must first not be afraid to sh!t and fall back in it.
The Irish Cure For Everything – Consult with your physician to have your medications changed it may not make you better, but you’ll sure Feel
Insanity – You call me insane because you don’t understand me. I call you insane because purple flying dog monkeys.
Tip The Balance – Stay away from easy.
Facebook – How could 34,372 of your friends not remember?
Desire – Becoming what you want means becoming someone you aren’t.
DON’T MESS WITH ME, BUD – I have a human.
HONOR GUARD – To the guardians.
MY ADVICE – Is stop correcting my Gramma
ROMANCE – Who said it was dead?
OH WHITNEY – You make it seem so easy.
Chance Encounter – Last night, I ended up in jail and was sexually abused for hours on end. Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly
Communication – When I suggested we could do something different than playing video games on the couch… Oh well, nevermind.
Fast Food Logic – Three fries short of a happy meal, but still entertaining.
We Bought A House – With only one bathroom because all the other houses in our price range were on fire.
Lost – When you lose truck of time, you lose track of your life.
Seniority – People do not become old to die, But to realize they had a life.
LADY – You can become a rock star …. as long as you stay in the kitchen.
Save The Planet – Kill yourself. Truth – No one wants to admit it.
The Friend Zone – You have just entered.
The Theory Of Relativity – Explained