Philosophy And Stuff
Once Upon A Time – There lived a woman who did not nag, whine or complain but it was a long time ago and just
In Capitalist America – Gas pump comes to you.
I’ve Been Bad – And I’ve been good. Bad is better.
Screw The Dog – It’s my wife you better worry about.
Diablo III Has Arrived – Well, few of you will understand…
Wine – I love cooking with it. Maybe someday I’ll put it in the food.
Help Me Jesus – Help me Jewish God, help me Allah, help me Tom Cruise.
LAW ENFORCEMENT – Every profession has their focus and priorities …
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER – When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we’d get b**bies. Nowadays we
Why Do Little Boys Whine? – They’re practicing for adulthood.
Soda Holder – You’re doing it right
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD – It’s his fan club I can’t stand.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED – That Monday’s just seem to strangle the life out of you ?
PRAIRIE PROVERBS – Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
THE SWEDISH CHEF – Vurt Da Furk !
Box Cat – you make him scared.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL – The world’s fastest growing spectator sport.
MY HIDING PLACE – When things get too much, You need a place like this.
Internet Forever – Once you post it … That s**t stays there forever.
YOU DO REALIZE – That this means war.
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL – An Unfair Advantage!
The Good Husband – See honey, I’ve left the toilet seat down just for you.
Don’t Be Concerned – It’s just Canadians.
No One’s Taller – Then the last man standing.
My Father No Matter What He Did – I will always come back to his grave.