INNER BEAUTY – Always better in a bikini.
MARKETING – Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution.
YOGA – The Baywatch of meditation techniques.
COMPLAINING – Yes I understand you’re upset Sir… please lower your voice I’ll be right with you
911 Or Life? – If you don’t have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
Teddy Bears – Protecting innocent children from monsters under the bed since 1902.
BEHOLD A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE – If Anyone Believes this Tragedy of Plastic Crap Is Beautiful, The Devil in Advertising has Won and the
THE VOICES – Hey, I’m convinced … Ten out of the nine voices in my head tell me that I’m perfectly sane!
THE EASIEST WAY – To change a persons mind… Is with a 160gr boat tail.
JERSEY SHORE – Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG… – But it’s still oh so funny.
AMERICANS – We aren’t LAZY… We’re efficient.
CONFUCIUS SAYS – He who creates own drama, deserves one’s own karma …
ADDICTION – Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
KEEPING THE FORCE WITH YOU – For when the Hand Solo won’t do..
Leave Me Alone !! – Go Die!
WHEN YOU WISH – Upon a star you’re actually a few million years late That star is already dead like your dreams.
E-HARMONY – 6 Million Couples & Counting
Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals – Once again, punctuation makes all the difference.
It’s Complicated – I now understand that Facebook status option.
Whor – Thor’s hot sexy sister!
VIDEO GAME. – My Life Is Like A Video Game, I Lost The Game. Just Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
American Muscle – Because the king of the jungle should roar, not whistle.
DIGNITY – No matter how far in you put your head, you won’t find it there
I LOVE YOU – The most profitable words to be sold.
Career Of Penguins – Whit this kind of posing you’ll never get in the playbird, Amy. Show some vent!