ADDICTIONS – I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.
Morning Yoga – Awakening your inner energy.
WE GOT HER – She had escaped from the kitchen !
YODA THE PUG – Pooped in your shoe I have …
I’VE BEEN THERE – The next morning can sometimes be a shocker.
T-BALL – You’re doing it wrong!
SUCCESS! – Now I will never fail again!
LUKE – I am your Step-Mother.
Dadd – Also works with Dad will Annihilate Daring Dudes.
LOGIC – It just never ends with the s**es…
Paranoia – Doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
FREEDOM ! – You Better Start Working On Trying To Keep It !!
Thinking – Makes me poop.
Eye Of The Beholder – I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
First Impression – You thought they flipped you off huh?
NO NEED – CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.
INVISIBLE SOULS – Leave 308 holes.
A Fault Confessed – Is half redressed… and if you’ve thanked, Is almost like it never happened.
This Little Light Of Mine – I’m gonna let it shine.
Another Facebook – You can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Between Relationships – Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Alien VS Predator – Still as terrifying as it has ever been…
MEMORY – My own worst enemy.
DUCT TAPE – The one ring to rule them all.
Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.
Marines – You got’ta love’em.