Perspective – We see it as round, but God sees it as whole.
Photographic Memory – We all have one… But not all of us have film.
Big Block – Because hybrids are for pussies.
My Mind Is Like Lightning – One BRILLIANT flash… Then it’s gone.
Laundry – Spider-Man’s main concern.
Every Time – I find the key to success… Some idiot changes the lock.
Me & My Recliner – We go way back…
4-Wheeler Race – Sorry, 2-wheeler race.
OK OK OK Calm Down – This happened to my brother once in college. How many did you take, and what color were they.
When You Find Yourself Drifting Away – You cannot always wait for the perfect time, sometimes you must dare to jump.
Battle Shots – Good idea though but still… Remember when people just went to bars?
A Happy Childhood – The Worst Possible Preparation For Life …
Twilight – An epic saga about a young woman’s struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality
Law Enforcement – Some perks once in a while.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation – Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut!
Your Date – You know it’s not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.
Disney World – A place to relax, put your feet up and crap your pants.
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – They Left off, highly explosive
Vegetarians – Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter.
Mammoth Skyscraper – Because the only honorable death, is one that leaves a crater.
Menopause – Bet you can’t guess which one of us is peeing our pants right now? Ha! We fooled you… We all are.
Trust – When my life depends on someone else It’s never a stress-free time It does make me feel better knowing that if something goes
It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll – But I like It.
A Stiff Rod – Imperative for a great day of fishing !
French Kiss – Australian do it better.
No Dogs In Heaven – Then who will take care of our humans.