Social Work – A salary waiting to be increased.
Arms For War – In the perfect world, arms would only be used for hugs.
Divorce Can’t Be All Bad – They have a cake for it!
Shadows – Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Your Job – Is to kill the other person before they kill you, so our national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as
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Irony – Fighting for peace is like fu**ing for virginity.
Have A Seat – You want a cup of shut the hell up or a tall glass of I was just leaving.
Exit Light – Enter night, off to never never land.
Delusion – Be dishonest with yourself the possibilities are endless.
Hunger – Some hunger for love, some hunger for fame. Some hunger for recognition, others, they just hunger.
Lifestyle – I’d rather get a free ride to a place I’ve never been before, Than have to pay to go somewhere I visit every
Misery – When those you love are unreliable. When those you hate are the same people.
Family – The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.
War – It’s just a shot away.
Fringe Benefits – Cops have the best ones !
Heart – Have faith in yourself, never give up on what you believe, achieve what no one’s achieved before you and then find out why
Spiders – I hate spiders.
They Say I Have Adhd – But I think… Oh, look! A bunny!
Hero – Doing what others are afraid to do, and sometimes all it really takes is to show someone how much you really care.
Gambling – A smart man thinks he can beat the odds. A dumb man knows he can.
Independence – I’d rather be ridiculed when I’m wrong, Than have share credit when I’m right.
The Wall – 997 soldiers were killed on their first day in Vietnam. 1448 soldiers were killed on their last day in Vietnam.
You Will Bring Me – A shrubbery.
Revenge – For all those times it crashed before you saved your document.
Your Childhood – Has just been ruined forever.