Sh*t Happens – Sometimes really really fast.
Abortion – Too late to reconsider.
Regret – Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
Revenge – Is not a cold dish, all you need is some sauce.
Consumerism – We buy stuff we don’t need, with money that we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.
Sacrifice – Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.
Roses Are Red – Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.
A Girl’s Legs Are Her Best Friends – But all best friends must part eventually.
2012 Olympics – Meanwhile in Belgium the synchronized swimming team believes practice makes perfect.
Happy Birthday! – Another year closer to finding out if Atheism was the right choice.
Psychics – Why don’t you ever hear of one winning the lottery?
The Super Bowl – I don’t care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.
Break Up – All prayers are answered if we are willing to admit that sometimes the answer is no.
In People’s Republic Of China – Sinks are red. The rest is dirty capitalist propaganda.
Greater Love – Has no one than that, that he lay down his life for his friends.
The Hangover Games – Opening this weekend (again).
Your Key – Always in the last place you look.
Teaching Children – While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about.
Gossiping – Remember those who gossip to you, will gossip about you behind your back.
Memories – Are meant to last forever.
Houston – We Have A Problem
Memory – The mind holds your darkest secrets and your greatest treasures.
Flamethrower – The very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, – you know, I want to set those people over
Love Is Friendship Caught On Fire – Marriage comes with a bucket of water.
Challenging The Fate – Challenge accepted…
Bigamy – Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.