Mail Order Bride From Asia – Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
Gun Control – Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.
Don’t Give Up – Easy to say, harder to follow.
Opportunities – If you’re afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.
Why Do We Wait – Until something has died to remember how beautiful it was?
Neutering – The practical alternative to inbreeding.
Rocky Horror Picture Show – Still a better love story than Twilight.
Targeted – What happens in Vegas made me feel like I was in the cross hairs of someone else’s ambitions.
Alternative – The only way left to rebel is to dress like you’re not rebelling.
Secret Ingredients – What you don’t know will never hurt you…
Alcohol – Breaking the “just friends” curse for generations!
Courage – The discovery that you may not win and trying when you know you can lose.
Choices – Mom felt it was good for us to have them0 1. Take it 2. Leave it
Gone – You left me alone, the gate swung open, I searched high and low, now I’m lost, far from home, hungry and cold, find
Balance – The power of a woman is her charm, the charm of a man is his power.
I’m Not Upset That You Lied To Me – I’m Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again …
They All Float – Down here.
If You Don’t Have Time To Do It Right – Will you have time to do it again?
Rancor – Hey… for how long have we been angry yet?
Your Dog – You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen?
Feed Me – Or I eat him.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
Happily Ever After – On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the
Divorce – You were only waiting for this moment to be free.
High Heels – It’s that easy to feel ladylike.
Hands Up Kitty – The fur or your life !